apatianuncamas:

why he lick me
wastelaxd:

Pierce the Veil - Chemical Kids and Mechanical Brides
fuckblink182:

Blink 182 blog
eartheld:


mostly nature
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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
  • parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

    thechurchofbobsaget:

    I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

    nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
    fuckblink182:

Blink 182 “Up All Night” 
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    acab13:

follow him.
    urban-freestylers:

Dean Ferris.
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